January 29, 2010

Being Optimistic

2010 is finally here!
It's brought splendor and cheer! (to an extent)
I have a job
I still don't know anyone named Bob

I still have my battered phone of the past 3 years
And yeah, I don't prefer alcoholic beers.
The guy I thought never saw me...
Finally did notice me....EEEEEEEEEE!

For the first time, I watched porn
In all the years since I've been born.
I re-lived my friendship with Minila
Yeah, I still have no preference for Fila.

I've lost some weight
But my hair has started falling, so nothing great.
I made loads of new friends!
And picked up on the latest trends.

I saw newer Horror Flicks
I traveled in a fewer ricks
I cut my hair twice
In my office, there are mice!

I learnt Fine Art
To Dubai, Ali had to depart
My memory fails me
That I cannot see...

I shall end
Before my head starts to bend
I loved 2009
Even if it were the year of the Swine!



January 27, 2010

Space


How can I just be?
Without letting you affect me
...


You're in my thoughts and my senses
It's something you can envision without lenses.


I wish we were like Lizzie and Luke
But ah, that wish might as well just be ordinary puke.


I wish you were with me even whilst you're taken
My heart, for you I've gladly forsaken

I long for our souls to meet
Just as our signs have bleat


That you are mine
And I, thine


But I guess it's all wishful thinking...
This ship slowly is sinking.

January 20, 2010

Bastard

You're a MOFO
I wish you were a zombie
So I could slay your bad-ass to the ground

Situations better than running in to the OP:
  • Being eaten by zombies
  • OP turning in to a zombie and then I can slay OP's bad-ass (which'll make killing OP sane)!
  • Being best friends with someone like CT again
  • Telling Blaze that I like him
  • Eating foie gras (Ew! I hope never)
  • Banging my head on the wall

January 08, 2010

An Ode to Liberacci*


He'll never see me the way he sees her
Because to him, I shall always be a blur.

He will never know how much I care
Or know that from the shadows, I stare.

He's so cute and sweet and kind
I overlook his flaws because I think he's divine.
They say it in the stars...
That I'm his Venus and he, my Mars

I really want to be with him
Without him, my senses are dim
I wish he were mine
It would all be so fine!

Gosh, how I want him so!
Can't he tell that I'm not a ho?
Why, oh, why can't he see?
That we are truly meant to be.

But alas, he's with another
And I'll have to settle to be an ordinary other.
'Cuz I like him and he loves her
There really would be no future.

What remains for me to do
Even if it'll make me blue
I'll have to leave him be

And end this story.