Haha

Till date, the funniest conversation I've ever had with my college class-mate Jonathan Fernandes (this was after our class trip to Mahabhaleshwar):

Jonathan (in some kind of Americano, really slick accent): So, did you guys like fuck around?
Me (on account of not understanding his accent clearly): Huh?

J: Did you guys like fuck around?
Me: Um. What? (I still didn't get what he said)

J: So did you guys like fuck around?
Me: Um. No. Did you?

J: Yeaaahh!
Me: *awkward smile*

Haha.

Some John Mayer

Red wine and ambien

You're talking shit again,

it's heartbreak warfare.
Good to know it's all a game
Disappointment has a name,

it's heartbreak, heartbreak.
It's heartbreak warfare.

Lies Versus Lice

Lies. Lice. What would you prefer? It's like choosing between Scylla and Charybdis. But let's gauge the two. Let's see. Hmmm. Too difficult right?

What's better?

What's worse?

It's lice versus lies

It's crazier if they would intersperse.

Lice = cooties

Lies = pain

They both come accompanied

By the rain.

Have I lost it?

Does this make no sense?

Why are you reading?

I'm sure you're not that dense.

Clean

I took leave of my senses

For a brief while.

These months have been madness

My thoughts have been vile.

I still loved him

He still is a jerk

I realised that belatedly

So now I feel better when I'm at work.

Pain is temporary

Pain is sick

I finally feel like I'm over this

No more wounds to lick.

I mustn't cry anymore

I mustn't lose my head

It was only a memory

Alive once, now dead.

Ka-Ching

When it's over, that's the time I fall in love again.
And when you go, go, go, go
I know... It never ends
It never ends!

I know this is a song by Sugar Ray but I forget which. And to find its name through Google would lose its mysterious beauty in my head. I need to make more money. Seriously. These are my options:

• Talk to my editor about a raise
• Sell my old books and magazines
• Strike a deal with the devil
• Sell Gabriel? I don't know
• Write for external sources (that pay me, of course)
• Apply to Chumbak
• Ditto Vogue, Seventeen
• Ask parents for my share of gold and sell it for cold, hard cash

I'm all out. Help me!

Oh, Well.

I feel like being dramatic again! Damn. I can't even really say how I feel here. Yeah, this has become like my public journal of sorts but yes, because of that, I'm not going go all Kim Kardashian on you. I'm sad, I can't help it. That little part of me still feels horrible. Dammit. I mustn't feel too bad.

Blogging

Okay, so my friends have been telling me that I've been putting way too much 'morbid' in morbid through my blog. There's too much darkness and it's way more dramatic than a Brothers & Sisters episode. Chloey wants to set up her own blog! Exciting :-) And so I made a little pro & cons list to help her decide. My personal favourites are of course: Blogger and Posterous.

Making the Right Choice

for a first-time blogger

Blogger

• Very cool
• Can embed HTML
• Gadgets
• Can play with design
• Easy
• Rich text formatting
• It’s like creating a website from scratch :-) super-awesome
• It’s fun!
• Make your own headers

Posterous

• No text formatting (no fonts)
• Colours
• Templates vary; not flexible with colour changes
• Can embed some degree of HTML
• No gadgets
• Clean, neat
• Can assess site views from back-end

Wordpress

• You know it, sistah! (the whole blah deal)
• Boring!
• No fun
• Eh?

Sea Breeze ♥